Sunday, 9 June 2013

HER CUPON GAME WAS SO FUCKIN RAW

dondarrion: trugazi: bastardizations of benedict cumberbatch's name as surrealist art

dondarrion:

trugazi:

bastardizations of benedict cumberbatch's name as surrealist art

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IMAGINE XEMNAS WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND HE LOOKS OVER AT TERRA AND TERRA IS JUST MUMBLING SOMETHING IN HIS SLEEP AND XEMNAS LEANS OVER TO HEAR WHAT HE'S SAYING AND IT'S SOMETHING LIKE "nnnn.... yes... xemnas... a-ah.." AND ITS A WET DREAM AND XEMNAS IS JUST !!!!!!TOMATO!!!!!! SO HE WAKES TERRA UP WITH SMOOCHES AND IT ENDS UP IN REALLY !!!!!!SLEEPY!!!!!SEX!!!!

omg

I don't man remember the last time that happened he totally just aggravated his nads and watched him suffer

terra was also totally forced to call him "my _____" or "your _____" insert your own title

pfft making ME choose huh

obviously it'd be a horribly elaborate title that'd make terra embarassed because he occassionally trips over a word

imagine canon xemnas seducing canon terra into submission (and sex)

hhhooooooooohhhooooOOOOOOOOO

did i mention that terra was forced to wear a maid outfit

omh

terra loses whatever bet it was and now he has to be xemnas' servant for a day and xemnas makes him do SO MUCH SHIT like carry him around, massage him, wash and style his hair, feed him, fan him, and when the day is over terra is so worn out, and xemnas just chuckles and cuddles him in bed and terra is just glad its over and they both fall asleep in a cover burrito

either that or they just end up

yknow

doing xemter things as a result

imagine xemter having a bet where xemnas has to be terra's servant all day, but terra won't make xemnas do anything he wouldnt like because he's too baby, the only thing he got him to do was getting him food, and xemnas is just kinda dissapointed really

aww

falcnpunch: hello boys and girls it is i, micklemare the rapman here to tell you all about my trip...

falcnpunch:

hello boys and girls it is i, micklemare the rapman here to tell you all about my trip to the goodwill outlet looking for a nice granddad

im so glad i found coded tho i mean everyone else is gonna be playing shiny new games and idgaf...

im so glad i found coded tho i mean everyone else is gonna be playing shiny new games and idgaf about animal crossing but ill still be doing a thing

amaze

well after spending all night on artwork nobodys probably going to see img onna conk out

well after spending all night on artwork nobodys probably going to see img onna conk out

yagirams: friends don't let friends smoke nort unless all your...



yagirams:

friends don't let friends smoke nort

unless all your friends are already nort

mashymre: finally, sourcing done right



mashymre:

finally, sourcing done right

wastes most technical skill on art that’ll probably never see the light of day

wastes most technical skill on art that’ll probably never see the light of day

melancholier: sext: hey later do u wanna….. youknow………. frick frack

melancholier:

sext: hey later do u wanna….. youknow………. frick frack

gabthebab: i had to draw aqua being strangled in two...



gabthebab:

i had to draw aqua being strangled in two perspectives for this stupid joke

snoipahkat: y/y to her being the HUGEST FUCKINg MOST...



snoipahkat:

y/y to her being the HUGEST FUCKINg MOST MANIPULATIVE BITCH EVE R

lately giselle’s been my best friend she’s lying on my side right now

lately giselle’s been my best friend

she’s lying on my side right now

In my defense though while i have some characters that are just really really been there done that...

In my defense though while i have some characters that are just

really really been there done that in those ways(brassiere and ascot mostly, xemnas if you count muses for canon characters)

a lot of my characters are still my innocent children and i cant imagine them doing that sort of thing its very awkward and i understand

flaaaaffy: i made this in two minutes in microsoft paint two...



flaaaaffy:

i made this in two minutes in microsoft paint two minutes of my life ill never get back

aishaneko: xenahort: aishaneko: xenahort: aisha im sorry for that ask STARES INTENSELY AT YOUR...

aishaneko:

xenahort:

aishaneko:

xenahort:

aisha im sorry for that ask

STARES INTENSELY AT YOUR FACE

:3c

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